Who are we?!
We are the people that know people that say, "We know people!" because they know us.
Darryl: I've spent 38 years in the music publishing industry, polishing the work of some outstanding artists and many not-so-outstanding artists. Previous to that I spent 26 years as a song writer, writing songs like "Peggy Sue", "Staying Alive", "Dead Man's Party", and "Smells Like Teen Spirit". I now spend much of my free time picking apart lesser song writers' songs.
Jerry: I've spent the last 32 years trying to get into the porn industry. In doing so I've worked with many porn titles such as "Bow Chicka Wow" and my favorite "Bow Wow Chiggida Chug" Previous to that, I had spent a good 29 years working with a clan of yodeling midgets in the Himalayan Mountains as their supreme overlord of poodle maiming. But in the last few minutes I've just been writing this paragraph to show Darryl what it sounds like when you lie about who you are.